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      Celebrity Interviews!

      Rebecca Birnbach | March 6, 2024
      Celebrity Interviews!

      Stop applying to my UROP, I will never endorse you on Linkedin.

      – Dr., Astronaut, Bridgit Mendler Esq. on Wellesley students.

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      The truth is, I’m just in the studio working hard on my upcoming country album.

      – Kate Middleton on the public’s speculations regarding her whereabouts.

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      For me, it really is all about that base.

      – Juni Cortez from “Spy Kids” on touching his wife, Meghan Trainor’s, boobs.

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      I’ve never really been a big fan.

      – Jojo Siwa explaining the difference between her and a windmill.

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      I watch ‘WALL-E’ at least once a week, better safe than sorry.

      – Mitch McConnell [confused] about cybersecurity.

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      It’s horrible! The polymers are hydrophobic so they take YEARS to breakdown.


      – Greta Thunberg on why she never uses condoms.

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      Every morning, around 7:30 a.m. when I let the dogs out, I go outside and harvest as many as I can find! Barack even has to buy me a new freezer.

      – Michelle Obama on her continuous charitable contributions to St. Jude’s Organ Donation Center.

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